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Getting out of bed 'against all natural instincts'

BRITONS must currently overcome 43 separate instincts in order to leave their beds, it has emerged.

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Woman who won't put fast food in her mouth will put bleach on her bumhole

A WOMAN will not put McDonald’s food in her mouth but will put actual bleach on her anus, she has confirmed.

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