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Glass of red wine about to be placed on carpet by idiot

AN idiot is moments away from placing a glass of red wine on her friend’s carpet, it has been confirmed.

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Brexit talks end as Google abolishes EU

BREXIT secretary David Davis is on his way home from Brussels after Google abolished the European Union.

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