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Going to work far more terrifying than ghosts and monsters

WORKING in an office will be the most fear-inducing thing about this Halloween, according to millions of Britons.

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Britons glad they kept 'Die Peedo Die' banners

THOUSANDS of Britons are relieved that they didn’t discard their home-made banners after the last bout of paedophile hysteria.

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