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Government backs 'North London Powerhouse'

THE government has given its backing to the multi-million pound ‘North London Powerhouse’.

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Middle class men to buy their sex robots from John Lewis

MIDDLE class men have decided that when sex robots become widely available they will buy theirs from John Lewis. 

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