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Government to deploy riot scouts

ARMED Scouts with kevlar woggles are the future of riot control, the government has confirmed.

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Ed Balls to be on television every day

A POLICE protection officer has been suspended after destroying Britain’s relationship with not having to look at Ed Balls.

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