Government to spend £600bn on four gigantic things

THE government is to spend almost £600 billion on the four biggest things it could think of.

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Number of housewives needing sex with any male internet user reaching crisis point

THE volume of attractive wives needing immediate no-strings sexual encounters is becoming a humanitarian crisis, it has been claimed.

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