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Graduate repossessed by Student Loans Company

BAILIFFS have repossessed a graduate on the grounds that he will never earn enough to repay his student loan, it has emerged.

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The only Star Wars review you will ever need

THIS film has good points and bad points, not that it makes a blind bit of difference.

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