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Grammatical rules only pedantic twats care about

PUTTING an apostrophe in the right place is important, but some grammatical rules are too obscure to care about. Here are five that only hair-splitting twats call you out on.

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Batley and Spen voters can blow me, says Johnson

THE prime minister has announced that the electorate of Batley and Spen can orally pleasure him after last night’s by-election result. 

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