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Granny tastes of death, confirm kids

GRANDCHILDREN have confirmed that kissing elderly relatives is like putting your mouth against a crypt.

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Libraries still empty

BRITAIN’S libraries have been unaffected by the January rush for self-improvement, say librarians.

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