Subscribe

Gran's 'wise' advice actually total bollocks

A GRANDMOTHER’S advice on everything from cooking to men is complete bollocks, it has emerged.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

I was up a f**king cross, not drinking prosecco from Waitrose, says Jesus

JESUS has reminded everyone that his Easter was more about getting crucified than enjoying chocolatey treats.

Checking article access…

Next story ›