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Group of arseholes in pub getting bigger

AN OBNOXIOUS group of after-work drinkers is getting larger, dismayed pub customers have noticed.

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Southern Rail bosses ask customers' advice on which luxury sports car to buy

TRAIN company bosses have asked customers to help decide which incredibly fancy car they should buy.

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