Grown man still telling people what he wants to do when he grows up

A 37-YEAR-OLD man with a mortgage and a child on the way is still telling people what he wants to do when he grows up.

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Man can't believe woman behind till isn't uncontrollably attracted to him

SHOP assistants who are friendly are just doing their jobs and do not desperately fancy their customers, men have been told.

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