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Gyms return to serene emptiness

BRITAIN’S gyms have again become places of calm and spirituality, undisturbed by the general public.

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Sellafield using stolen Pope blood to make super-villain

THE Sellafield nuclear plant has been closed so the reactor can be used to make a super-villain out of stolen Pope blood.

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