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Gypsies Handed £5m To Get On Daily Mail Readers' Tits

BRITAIN'S Romany gypsies have been given a £5 million grant to do whatever they want as long as it infuriates the shit out of Daily Mail readers.

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Radiohead 'No-Albums' Pledge To Save Thousands Of Lives

RADIOHEAD'S pledge to stop making albums will save thousands of lives a year, experts claimed last night.

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