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Half-term 'over'

THE half-term ‘holiday’ has ‘finished’ and children are going ‘back to school’, their dead-eyed parents have confirmed. 

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The confused person's guide to the 'war on woke'

ARE you confused about the ‘war on woke’ and your role in it? Here are all your questions answered about this definitely genuine issue: 

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