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Hard kids get their own soft play centre

A SPECIALIST soft play centre for hard evil kids has opened near Swindon.

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Incredibly depressing time capsule buried

A TIME capsule containing the Ebola virus, a bent iPhone 6 and a UKIP manifesto has been buried under a school.

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