'Have I told you I'm in therapy now?' asks friend who talks about nothing else

A WOMAN who has started therapy mentions it in every single conversation, it has emerged.

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Theresa May not speaking to public until they say sorry

THE prime minister is not speaking to the people of Britain until they apologise, and is furious that they do not seem to have noticed. 

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