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Have you seen the twats on these f**king juries, says senior judge

A SENIOR judge has invited the public to look at the cretins and halfwits on the average jury and ask if they would like to be judged by them. 

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Couple accepts they will never have sex adventurous enough to need a safeword

A COUPLE have agreed they are not really the type to have sex dangerous or boundary-crossing enough to need a safeword, and feel the lesser for it. 

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