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Heathrow Airport to cover entire South East

IN a move to kick start the economy, Heathrow Airport will be extended to cover everything between Ipswich and Portsmouth.

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Britain headed for tattooed pensioner crisis

Experts predict Britain’s ageing hipsters will become inappropriately tattooed grandparents.

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