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Hideous Londoners forced to travel above ground

THE twisted troglodytes who inhabit London have been forced to expose themselves to daylight. 

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) You’re going to protest against homophobia in the Winter Olympics by giving the same level of a shit about the event as you always do.

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