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Hoover Sex Cleaner Ditched By Polish Vacuum

THE Polish vacuum cleaner whose boyfriend was caught having sex with a Henry Hoover has spoken of her shame and disgust at his gay love antics. 

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Diana Jury Asks Coroner: Why Are We Here?

THE jury in the Diana inquest yesterday asked the coroner to remind them why they are there.

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