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Hopelessly mixed metaphor enters fifth analogy

AN anecdote about work has turned into a hellish mess of ill-advised comparisons.

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Diggers weirdly hypnotic

THE average Briton spends 210 hours of their life staring at diggers, it has emerged.

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