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Heatwave provides excuse to eat f**k-off chunk of ice cream on a stick

BRITAIN’S heatwave is providing an excellent excuse to eat a massive block of chocolate-coated ice cream on a stick.

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Manchester United protest at massive superiority of opponents

MANCHESTER United have lodged an official protest with FIFA following their traumatic 1-0 defeat to the formidable Singha All Star XI.

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