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How have you horrified your woke teenager this weekend?

YOUR 14-year-old is in her room, on FaceTime, telling her best friend in Florida she’s never met of your latest scandalous transgression. What is it this time?

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Millennials give up hope of ever affording embarrassing midlife crisis

THE millennial generation will not have the savings to waste on a ludicrous midlife crisis like their parents did, experts have warned.

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