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How I would rewrite British history, by a gammon

HISTORY these days isn’t patriotic enough, with Britain at the centre and all other nations in awe. I’m rewriting the story of our proud island, and improving it: 

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500 valuable LPs, and other things that get chucked when you move in with someone

Moving in with your partner is blissful, apart from the moment when discover they’ve got rid of some of your most cherished possessions. Here’s what you’ll lose:

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