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How much supermarket staff hate you based on how you've f**ked up at the self-checkout

A CHILD can operate a self-checkout but you’ve messed it up – again. Here’s how much the underpaid staff hate you based on the stupidity of your error.

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Fireworks as popular as ever with people least suitable to buy them

FIREWORKS are once again being snapped up by the sorts of people least suited to using them.

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