How to be a dick and leave a voice message

WANT to end a friendship by leaving a voice message? Do it in the most irritating way possible:

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Sitting in the front seat of a taxi, and other mysterious life rules you should never break

OUR lives are full of unspoken but universally observed rules that must never be broken. Only the wilfully lawless would dare contravene these:

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