How to brace yourself for checking your bank balance

THINKING of checking how little money you have? Prepare yourself for the shock, trauma and grief with these tips: 

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Truss announces plan to develop normal facial expression by December

LIZ Truss has confirmed that she hopes to develop a facial expression which is not deeply unnerving by December. 

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