How to cheat the private school VAT rise by quitting your job, uprooting your family and moving halfway across the country by tomorrow

SICK Communists in government have jeopardised your children’s futures by adding VAT to school fees. How can a humble, middle class professional like yourself cheat the system? 

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Woman so fancy she is marrying an Italian

A WOMAN has announced she is so much better than everyone else in Britain she must wed an Italian. 

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