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How to give the impression you've seen online porn but consider yourself above it

WHEN pornography raises its ugly head in conversation feigning total ignorance is unconvincing, but you should imply you never lower yourself to masturbation. Here’s how: 

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Six previous prime ministers warn Burnham what to expect when meeting Trump

ANDY Burnham meets Donald Trump for the first time today, and it is unlikely to go well. The last six prime ministers warn him what to expect: 

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