Subscribe

The Mash Guide to Organising a Traditional Eastenders Christmas

MILLIONS of Britons will be watching the Christmas edition of Eastenders, but how to arrange your own Albert Square-style festivities?

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Year-long wait for dried fruit almost over

BRITAIN’S tantalising wait to get its hands on dried fruit is about to end.

Checking article access…

Next story ›