How to interact with children now that everyone's paranoid about it

YOU can’t even mention children without someone online accusing you of being a wrong ‘un these days. Here’s how to handle it.

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Couple ecstatic after finding they shag marginally more than national average

A COUPLE are jubilant after reading that most people in their situation have sex 4.5 times a month, but they do it five – or even six – times.

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