How to know absolutely everything because you're 17 or 72: a Zoomer and a Boomer explain

SOME confused generations are not in natural command of all the world’s wisdom, but not the young or old. Here they explain their omniscience:

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Woman won't sleep with anyone on first date unless they're quite fit

A WOMAN who refuses to have sex on the first date will abandon her morals if they are really hot and she feels like it.

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