How to maturely hide from your colleague on your commute

SPOTTED a colleague on the train or bus? Commute ruined. Unless you follow this guide to hide from them in a mature way.

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Actors improvising, and other red flags that guarantee you'll hate a film

NOT every film is as unambiguously amazing as The Matrix. If you spot these warning signs, walk out immediately.

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