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How to prove you have the train door button situation well under control

THE train is into the station. You’re closest to the door button. But you sense the other passengers’ doubt. Can he handle this? Will he crack up? Show them they’re wrong: 

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A vape is for life, says vape shop

VAPE shop owners are explaining to customers they only sell vapes to forever homes where they can be with loving and loyal families. 

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