How to survive a packed Christmas train 

IF you’re going home for Christmas by train, it will be rammed with inconsiderate b*stards. Here’s how to get through the ordeal.

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Only four days until Christmas shopping begins, men warned

MEN have been reminded they only have four days left before they need to start doing their Christmas shopping.

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