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How to survive an American candy shop coming to the high street of YOUR town

AMERICAN candy shops are turning your kids into junkies hooked on SWEETS and VAPES, as the Daily Mail would put it. Here’s what to do if this foreign menace appears on your high street. 

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Game shows sexual perverts want to see rebooted after the success of Gladiators

GLADIATORS is back, thanks to the eternal appeal of muscular hotties in sparkly lycra grappling with each other. What other reboots would appeal to deviants?

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