HS2 money to be pissed away faster

THE government is being urged to quicken the pace at which it pisses away the HS2 budget.

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Man owns nothing except brand new MacBook

27-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan has no possessions except a few clothes and a state-of-the-art Apple laptop, it has emerged.

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