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Hug and handshake ban 'no problem whatsoever,' say Sunderland men

THE men of Sunderland have assured the UK of their absolute compliance when it comes to social distancing.

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Humans more excited for walkies than dogs

THE owners of dogs are now more excited than their pets about the prospect of walkies. 

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