Huggers, leg tappers and other bastards who invade your personal space

SOCIAL distancing is long gone, meaning your personal space is wide open. Watch out for these people who will invade it.

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Kids to be sick by lunchtime

THE nation’s children will have eaten so much Easter chocolate they will be sick by lunchtime, it has been confirmed.

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