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Human Rights Act to be replaced with Warhammer rulebook

THE Government is replacing the Human Rights Act with Warhammer 40,000: The Rules. 

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Steven Gerrard to end Liverpool career by destroying stadium

LIVERPOOL captain Steven Gerrard has promised to end his final game at Anfield by razing the stadium to the ground.

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