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I am now as terrified of stepping outside in New York as I am in London, say tough, manly right-wingers

BUTCH, aggressive right-wing men are now as petrified of spending even a moment outside in New York as they already were in London. 

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Woman instinctively hates girl her boyfriend would fancy

A WOMAN has developed an immediate fiery hatred for another woman purely on the basis that her boyfriend would 100 per cent fancy her. 

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