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'I can't possibly pay more tax', says man with Range Rover and Koi carp pond

A MAN with a large 4×4 and a Koi carp pond in his garden has insisted that paying a penny more in tax will cripple him.

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Grown man still telling people what he wants to do when he grows up

A 37-YEAR-OLD man with a mortgage and a child on the way is still telling people what he wants to do when he grows up.

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