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I Do Not Love The Ginger Ones, Says Santa

SANTA Claus last night condemned ginger haired children, insisting they freak him out and will never be welcome at the North Pole.

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Hubble Telescope Discovers Vast Galaxy Made Of Porn

THE Hubble telescope has captured images of an enormous galaxy made up entirely of pornography, astronomers have claimed.

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