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ID cards for northerners launched

NEW compulsory ID cards for northerners will allow the government to track their movements.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) The RAC breakdown recovery line stops accepting your calls this week after you ring them for the 49th time about your recent sacking and divorce.

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