Idiot carefully explains why hen parties are just like the World Darts Championship

AN IDIOT has set out his theory of why hen parties are just as sexist as the World Darts Championship.

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Mother-in-law a 'fascist nightmare on gak' until babysitter needed

A WOMAN’S mother-in-law is basically a Nazi on speed until the babysitter cancels and a quick replacement is needed, it has been confirmed.

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