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Idiot Londoner learning to drive

A MORON Londoner is learning to drive in the belief it will get her around the city faster.

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Woman younger than Timothee Chalamet still feels creepy for fancying him

A WOMAN who is a year younger than actor Timothée Chalamet still feels like a raging nonce for fancying him, she has admitted.

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