Idiot really chuffed with his sunburn

AN idiot has proclaimed his sunburn to be some sort of achievement.

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Couple holding hands in the street really pissing everyone off

A COUPLE enjoying a romantic stroll around the shops are taking up the entire fucking pavement, other pedestrians have confirmed.

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