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Idiots face SAS book shortage

SAS recruitment problems may leave Britain’s idiots with nothing to read on holiday, experts have warned.

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Britain's workers grant themselves three days of semi-holiday

THE UK’s employees aren’t going to be doing a lot this week, they have announced.

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