Ignorance really is bliss, halfwits confirm

IDIOTS are in universal agreement that not knowing anything is indeed the secret to eternal happiness.

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Cat knows you're whoring it out on social media

A CAT has confirmed that it knows you’re taking photos of its innate charm for validation on social media.

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